Title: Night Pastor

Also known as:

Year: 1998

Genre: Independent / Comedy

Language: English

Runtime: 9 min

Director: Alex Chandon

Writer: Neil Keenan

IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0471839/

A trigger-happy god-&-guns-praying priest keeps the city clean from sinners.

Our thoughts:
This is the worst film I have seen by the "Cradle Of Fear" director. I wasn't even sure I wanted to review it, but what the hell, it's pretty underground, and since I wasted almost 10 minutes on watching it, why the hell not? Seems like it somehow belongs to this site anyway. Anyway.. This is not even close to being what my personal favorite (from Mr. Chandon) Bad Karma was, and it's not because it's older or he had less knowledge how to do stuff, 'cause fact is that this is (atleast) the fifth film he's done (checking on IMDb and adding Chainsaw Scumfuck myself), and he did the lovely Bad Karma way before this. Production is better this time around, but it's all around a bad plot, with bad situations. Should I blame the writer, Neil Keenan? Maybe.

There is alot of room for gore and funny things. Just imagine what you could have in a film about a priest who kills sinners? This film doesn't have any gore, minimum violence, and the closest thing we get to funny is when the priest asks a sinner "Did you fuck her?", and after he gets the response "No", he continues by asking "Did you fuck the dog then?". There is one scene that contains blood, but definitely not gore.

There isn't much more to it. A very boring and unfunny short film that is made like a trailer. If you are a fan of his other films, check it out for that reason alone. Otherwise, stay away.

Positive things:
- "Did you fuck the dog then?"-line. Which wasn't very funny actually.
Negative things:
- It's a short review filled with negative parts, just read it.

Gore: 0/5
Nudity: 0.2/5
Story: 0.5/5
Effects: 0.5/5
Comedy: 1/5

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