Title: Nympho Diver: G-String Festival

Also known as:
Shikijô ama: Fundoshi matsuri (Original title)

Year: 1981

Genre: Erotica / Comedy

Language: Japanese

Runtime: 69 min

Director: Atsushi Fujiura

Writer: Atsushi Fujiura & Atsushi Fujiura

IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0227487/

When a village realizes they need to invest in getting more divers to work for them, the son of the mayor starts finding appropriate women for the task. Sexy and horny women!

Our thoughts:
What does one expect when putting "Nympho Diver: G-String Festival" into the DVD player? I suppose I suspected some sort of diving competition flick (for whatever reason), and in my head it would kinda be like an erotic version of old racing/fighting/sports flicks where it all ends with that one person raising to the occasion and finally winning the race. This was gonna be a Japenese one, where the lead was a nympho woman. There would be lots and lots of sex, but she'd be keeping her focus on winning the swimming competition. Oh yeah, this was gonna be absolutely awesome entertainment! Buuuut, that's not at all what it was about. That's just what I had built up in my head from seeing the cover. What we really get is this:

A village that has seen better days decides to hire more female divers for random diving duties, since they only have one diver: an older woman. So the son of the mayor is in charge of getting new divers, and obviously he brings in a bunch of beautiful girls. And fucking is all that the rest of the movie has to offer. So much for "raising to the occasion" and me singing Joe Esposito's "You're the Best Around" in my head. This is just a brief setup and then sex, sex, sex, sex. That's why I'm not surprised when the IMDb keywords for the film are: Exposed Breast, Bare Breasts, Pinku Eiga, Topless Female Nudity and Breasts.

The best thing about "Nympho Diver: G-String Festival" is that when someone goes down on someone else, there's a whole lot of slurping sounds! I'm not kidding, it's quite extreme and I really hope it has turned someone on. That would be excellent! Other than that, the sex is what you would expect - not very explicit. There are PLENTY of boobs all over the place, but you'll have to squint to see the lips of a muff (there's a scene where they have covered the nether regions in bubble/bath foam, but you can clearly see more than they planned). Some of the scenes are pretty decent as far as arousal goes - there's nothing wrong with the ladies, at least. You're getting the same old awkward Japanese humping from the men, of course.

I can't even remember if "Nympho Diver: G-String Festival" was supposed to be funny or what, but it definitely underlines the "Nympho" in the title. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. That's what you get, so you better have your pants down by your ankles when you press "Play" on the remote. Or don't, you might be grossed out by hilarious slurping sounds! Either way, you should know what you get when you get into this one, and don't do the same mistake as I did. This was clearly not a

Positive things:
- Funny slurping sounds!
- Not entirely un-hot. Since that sounded better than saying it had hot scenes in it. That's kind of an overstatement.
- Lots of pretty girls!
- I saw the lips!

Negative things:
- They throw the plot away as soon as the girls arrive. And that's just bad if you expect a plot.

Gore: 0/5
Nudity: 3.5/5
Story: 1/5
Effects: 0.5/5
Comedy: 2/5

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