Guided by identical twin demon spirits, the Black Angels of Hell, we see the diabolical depiction of the alternate-paralell dimension of the simultaneous suicide deaths of Kurt Cobain and bulimic porn star Angela Aberdeen; as seen through the mental activity of Angela's journey toward brain death as a result of her self-inflicted death by drowning.
Okay, here we are. I copied the plot outline from the official website because I really have no clue what the actual plot is, but if the director feels that's what it is, then so be it. I promised a review of this little film, so that's what I'm gonna give you. This is the second movie in the Lucifer Valentine 666's soon-to-be trilogy about.. vomiting and occasional gore.
I will do this review a bit different. Instead of actually reviewing it, I'm gonna say a couple of things I'd rather want or do than watch this a third time (yes, because of this damn website I had to rewatch it). Okay, here goes: use my own tooth brush to get rid off old man semen from pavement, put needles into my balls, pour acid into a funnel that I have in my butt, swallow razors, get syringes in my eyes and finally, get my teeth pulled out in slow-motion. That's my review for you guys!
Okay, just kidding. I'm immature, I know. Anyway, I have promised a review for this film, and I'll give you one. Even though I don't have alot more to say than I already have here and in my review of his other film, I have to keep a promise. If you saw "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls", you kind of know what to expect from this film. "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls" was a movie I dislike beyond belief, and I really can't find a plot anywhere in that movie. That's somewhat the case here too. The scenes aren't quite as pointless, even though I really can't get a grip of what this damn director is trying to say. If he wants us to have our own interpretation, then mine would be that it actually just is a bunch of random scenes that the director either finds hot, or that he thinks will upset. But, a movie doesn't upset me if there's nothing for me to care about. The film, just like his previous, features reversed monologues (you know, the diabolical kind!) that shouldn't come as a surprise when the director seems to have a hard-on for the Devil. What else does this film have? Vomit, vomit, pee, and blood. Even though this film features less annoyance than "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls", I'd certainly say that it's just an extension of that film. Suicide, gore and vomit might be part of the plot, but where the fuck Kurt Cobain comes in, I don't know. Maybe that was just his influence when he made the film.
Sex-wise, the film features plenty of nudity and sex, especially lesbian scenes. How the director managed to even make these annoying I don't know. Oh yeah, now I remember; it's his terrible ways to handle the camera, and that he has to involve vomit. The nudity scenes look nothing better than amateur porn, except it feels less explicit and more stupid. To spice it up, he puts in glimpses of gore.
Which takes me to the gore. The gore looks good, it does. I'm not gonna lie just because I hate the film. There's a scene where siamese twins that are conjoined at the head get sawed apart, some dead girls covered in blood, some cutting and slicing between two girls, playing around with intestines, and so on. More gore than "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls", so if you're only after gore, you might be satisfied. But then you should only want gore and not care about if a film is good or not.
I'm not kidding when I say that this is exactly the same film as "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls" but with a bit more of everything, except puke. The first one had more of that. Stay away from this film, there really is no reason to watch it. If you're gonna say it's because of the gore, then there is better gore around, so you don't need to go through this terrible hour of crap for that reason. This is another attempt for the director to try and shock you with vomit, depraved sex and gore, but he fails. I'm sure he spends all his spare time just trying to think of ways to make his next film even more disturbing, but he keeps failing. Skip this shit and go watch something that's actually interesting and because of that becomes more sick, like maybe "Subconscious Cruelty".