We get to follow the psychological journey of a bulimic teenage prostitute as her mind slowly slips away from the real world.
"Slaughtered Vomit Dolls" is a film that both me and Preston have been against for many years. We continue to hear so much good about it, and plenty of people praise it as.. well, god knows what. They act like if it's one of the most twisted and most important films in the underground scene. Obviously this is bullshit. We never intended to review this film because of it, but I feel that we need to tell you all what we feel about this film and hopefully some people will come to their senses, and maybe people who haven't seen it will skip it. To make this review fair, I had to sit through the film one more time. I originally saw it when it first came out so my opinion was not only dated (in terms of how many films I've seen now compared to then) but I could also barely remember the film. The review will be short and to the point, as we obviously don't feel like spending too much time showing how much we dislike it. Even though it's a small pleasure of ours to annoy people with our opinions.
First of all, plotwise this film is nothing. Absolutely nothing. Even the plot description I put under "Plot" got extended after I read online what the plot was suppose to be. We don't really get any of that by watching the film. We have scenes of naked girls (one girl in particular), and they are often puking. We have some weak torturing and occasionally there is some decent gore added. Plenty of scenes where the sound has been reversed to give it that oh-so-satanic sound. Basicly it's just a porno from a director who gets a boner from watching vomit. This is actually a revealed fact about the director, which explains alot why he would make this film.
Except for the gore, this is seriously just your standard puke porn film that happens to be edited in a semi-surrealistic way and why this film is being praised by anyone is beyond me. Yes, vomiting is a taboo, but if you are like me and have been watching all kinds of sick shit from the minute you had internet at home, then yeah, vomit isn't shocking anymore and a film needs alot more than that to affect you. Like.. oh let's see, content maybe? Some kind of vision? Something to follow? Something to give a fuck about? This film has neither of this and it's a film I suggest you skip. Unless you are totally new to the underground extreme genre, you won't be shocked or surprised. People have been saying that "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls" is giving "August Underground's Mordum" a run for it's money, but that's bullshit. Lucifer Valentine 666's debut film is a huge let down and why people are still talking about this snoozefest is beyond me. Instead of calling this man sick genius for making films that involves vomiting and gore, I'm gonna call him a loser who's only claim to fame is making full length films that features desperate attempts at shock.
Now, skip this film and eagerly await my review of "ReGOREgitated Sacrifice".
P.S. Who the fuck would even want to call themselves "Lucifer Valentine 666"? That wouldn't be a cool name even if you were the cool goth in 5th grade. Grow up. God is way cooler than Satan anyway.